“Bowling For Concubines” Starring Jayson Boebert?

“Stand by to stand by.” —Mad Squid

American Children ARE An Endangered Species!

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February 2nd Follow Up Visit to Lauren Boebert’s Grand Junction Office. SPOILER: they are still hiding!

Still no signs, no numbers, no staff, no answers. Also, their neighbors are still screening visitors for her!

Stand by to stand by! –Mad Squid

Why Does Lauren Boebert Hide From Her Constituents?

Lauren’s office in Grand Junction, Colorado, has taken down all of the signage in the halls and on their door that identify their office. They don’t answer the phone or return voicemails. They don’t return emails. They even ignore official Colorado Open Records Act (CORA) requests sent by certified USPS mail. Colorado law gives 3 business days to respond to a CORA request, though an extension can be sought for up to 7 more days for the sole purpose of clarification or narrowing the original request.

Lauren’s office in Grand Junction has had my first round of requests since January 20th. They are clearly ignoring these legal documents. My next step is to contact the Colorado Secretary of State’s office, as well as the Office of Legislative Legal Services. If this turns out to be a State vs. Federal thing, I’ve got that covered too, as all of my requests were sent in tandem CORA and FOIA requests.

Meanwhile, Lauren and staff hide their offices, cancel town halls, and flat out refuse to represent the constituents of Colorado’s 3rd Congressional District.


Stand by to stand by! –Mad Squid