February 4th Teleconference Town Hall Serves As Free Advertising, Little Else, From Lauren Boebert.

The audio has been edited for length. I begin my voicemail somewhere around 8:00. Despite dishonestly claiming, more than once during this call, that she’s “here to work for the district,” constituents in Grand Junction still cannot get into her office, get a phone call returned, an email answered, or even a certified letter responded to.

Stand by to stand by! –Mad Squid

February 2nd Follow Up Visit to Lauren Boebert’s Grand Junction Office. SPOILER: they are still hiding!

Still no signs, no numbers, no staff, no answers. Also, their neighbors are still screening visitors for her!

Stand by to stand by! –Mad Squid

Lauren Boebert of Colorado: “Qbert?”

Lauren Boebert, who upset Republican incumbent Scott Tipton in Colorado’s 3rd Congressional District–because the voters in this county are blood red in spite of our blue state–is on the record saying not only that she is a Qanon believer, but that she “hopes that it’s true!”

As a member of Congress, Lauren should be ashamed of herself! Users on Twitter have taken to calling her “Lauren Qbert.” I knew from the moment I saw that name that I just had to make a MEME to go with it!

Here it is. Enjoy: