Recorded yesterday afternoon, Thursday, June 3rd. After listening to this all the way through, I have decided to post the entire thing unedited. I didn’t even remove the two highly embarrassing “brain farts” that I have during the middle of the meeting.

Look. I’m in my 40’s now. I drink weekly. I smoke pot daily. And I’m just plain old and tired. Brain farts happen more than I would like to admit. But I’m honest and transparent enough to post an untouched recording here for integrity’s sake:

(The above audio was recorded under Colorado’s “single party consent” laws.)

I forgot to ask several questions submitted via Twitter, probably because I was flustered about my brain farts. But I have an open invitation to make additional meetings moving forward, so all is not lost. Better to build a solid rapport prior to expending every issue.

Stand by to stand by. –Mad Squid

The audio has been edited for length. I begin my voicemail somewhere around 8:00. Despite dishonestly claiming, more than once during this call, that she’s “here to work for the district,” constituents in Grand Junction still cannot get into her office, get a phone call returned, an email answered, or even a certified letter responded to.

Stand by to stand by! –Mad Squid